CHARACTERS

CHINCHILLA

"Why do I have to write about myself for strange chinchilla pervert fans? You all are lucky the fat bear is hovering over my shoulders as I type this. The bear tells me to tell you about me. WELL, I used to live in a glorious land of Chin Ville with my fellow brother. We did nothing but crap and chew various woods and discuss for hours about what we chewed as we frolicked around, jumping in bliss not knowing what the day would bring us.  So, on my occasional run around one day I stumbled onto the ultimate chinchilla food: A fucking delicious raisin. There was a trail of these delicious morsels that lead into the forest. I knew that if I ate all of these a fury of diarreah would be unleashed. I'd be a legend among my brethren. My greed had, of course, led me into a trap and I was captured by a fat bear. His hands were moist, as if he was sweating for days just waiting to capture one of my brothers. Unfortunately it was me, and I now live in hell."

TOODLOO

Don't listen to anything that chinchilla says. He's full of crap. Literally. That's why I don't feed him. The greedy bastard will eat anything you put in front of him. He's the stupidest chinchilla I ever caught. I know this because I left a trail of filthy, stale, diarrhea inducing raisins leading to me so I could see the panic glaze over his eyes as he realized that this was not the ordinary run of the mill diarrhea that leaves you feeling refreshed if not energized. Oh no, this was the type of diarrhea that makes you realize that you might die if you don't crap it out in whatever shape or form it chooses to take on. You're probably asking yourself, 'Why would a bear do this?' The answer is

Once I lost my bowtie. It was the best bowtie in the world but a bird stole it. FROM MY NECK! That's the kind of shit that really pisses me off!"

CHINO

"I've read what the other two wrote and I see that they haven't mentioned me. That's how insignificant I am to them. They don't care how I feel. They think I'm a robot and that I have no emotion. Sometimes they throw garbage at me when I rest at night. This, or course, irritates me and I want to compose the liquid formations that seep out of the iris that apparently disposes of animal emotion. The women they have on this planet are unbelievable. This of course, has nothing to do with me. But let's just say that I upload my hard drive into them every once in a while. *Parentheses* Wink, Wink *Parentheses Close*. I'm from the planet PupBot which was invaded by what you commonly refer to as "pigeons". Let me tell you, they are filthy, dirty, immoral, indecent and smutty. And they come in thousands, if not hundreds. At night, when I try to "sleep", just the sound of a slight "Koo koo" is enough to make me morph into my alter ego, KILLERTRON! Just kidding. I hate generic robot names that end in "tron", "on" or, my personal favourite, "bot".. Think about it: Killertron 1000, Energon, Decepticon, Megatron, Cybertron, Homotron, Ovon, Megabot, I could go on but the chinchilla is peeing on my foot. That's my cue to leave.

ABOUT US

Marco S.

So I hope people like this enough to actually read the character section and want to know a little something about me. If so, that is flipping amazing and I've done a good job!  I'm 22 and I like long walks on the beach with puppets. Okay, okay, on a serious note my inspirations for doing something like Puppet Television are various and surprisingly not all motivated by the master mind, Jim Henson. "Cromartie High" was a big time inspiration on the aspect of the humour. Although it may not seem like that for the first episode, I was trying to structure a story first so later I can unleash hilarious comedy. I'm also going to include "Puppets Who Kill" which just gets more amazing in each episode.  Last but not least, "Space Ghost", "The Brak Show", "Aqua Team Hunger" and "Harvey Birdman". I know you're probably thinking these are mostly cartoons, but that's exactly the one thing that stimulated me. I've never actually seen a puppet show with the kind of humor these shows integrate! If you'd like to ask more questions you can e-mail me by clicking on the contact button. Enjoy!

Amanda Lorenza

I am the true mastermind behind all of this. You may not believe this statement and in all fairness, you're 93.2114% right. Like Marco, I too draw inspiration from "Cromartie High". Totally random humor = Totally random good times. For all of you who don't know what I'm talking about, which is guaranteed a triple digit percentage, I will now give you an example of the humor in "Cromartie High".

'When I was a grow up I want to be a frog.'

If you laughed, good for you! If you emitted a nervous giggle, you have no sense of humor and/ or are probably repulsive. If you gave the screen and/ or the people around you a blank stare, I probably know you. And I most likely think you're boring.

If you do, on rare occasion, catch yourself thinking 'Hey! I just scored my very own copy of "Cromartie High" but, GOSH I don't know what episode is the funniest.' Get right to the 'humming' episode or any one with the character 'Pootan' in it.